Stupid Whore Skank Slut

I absolutely hate my older sister. She is just the biggest bitch around. I got in a fist fight with her today. Can't remember what we were fighting about, but she called me a fat bitch and I called her a slut and then we started going at it. I won, because she used a backgammon board to fend me off- which doesn't count. She hates it when people call her a slut, or a whore... partly due to the fact she is one. She's an undercover slut. Yep, that's her, a big, ol' stankin' slut! She goes out with guys and does god knows what with them. Her car ALWAYS smells nasty as fuck, I can only conclude as to why. Yesterday we went to the Gym together, hoping I'd see this guy I used to have a crush on in high school. Well guess what? The slut who usually doesn't dress up to go to the gym dressed up. Yeah, and I knew exactly why. She wanted to weasle her way into talking with him so he could like her--even though he's not her type! She's a bitch like that, and when I told her she said, "Yeah, obviously any guy you like would be into me more than you." Oh yeah, if they're into Tranny Lady Gaga wannabes, then sure! My sister has the most fucked up face you could ever imagine, it's so ... I can't describe it. She had acne scars and weird indentations. Not to mention she always has an ugly bitch scowl on her face. At first glance you might think she's 'cute' because she has platinum blond hair, but upon second glance you'll soon realize she is probably the most ugliest thing you've ever seen in your life... without make up at least... and he extensions. She's practically BALD! Like seriously, her hair is so overbleached and gnatty, there are litterally five strands of hair on her head. I feel sorry for her, she thinks by putting me down all the time it's making me feel bad about myself. Yeah right, just looking at her makes me feel 100x better. There is a 20 pound difference between us (I'm slightly taller) and she thinks that makes a world of a difference, which it does not. She thinks everyone on this God Forsaken planet is into her, it's disgusting. They're only staring at her because her hair is practically white and she's got those long stripper extensions in. She's a slut. A dirty, filthy, fucking slut and I hate her. My parents treat her like she's a little princess, buying her a new BMW when she was 15, throwing her an extravagant Sweet 16, none of which I ever saw in my life! My parents didn't let me get my license until I was 19 and my first car was a used '98 CLK that didn't even run well. I had to trade it with my mom, and now I drive a '07 Jeep Wrangler. They pamper my sister like she's the Queen of Sheba, and they treat me like I'm the jealous little snob. Is this just? They think I'm jealous of her since I always ask them why I didn't get a bmw when I was 15, and why I didn't have a Sweet 16 and why they're paying off her credit cards. I wouldn't call it jealousy, I just want to be treated the same! She dyed her hair WHITE for God sake, and I can't even go blond because they think it's trashy. Uh... obviously this rule doesn't pretain to daughter number one. I hate my sister so much it's unbelievable, she's such a disgusting being. She would literally steal a boyfriend from under me so she could prove just how much better she is-- she even said so. She always tells me, "It's no use comparing yourself to me, you know I'm so much better." but she's not? I don't understand why she things that, living in her own thwarted sense of reality. I get sick and tired of going places with her because she's always complaining that "People are staring at her" and if I saw them staring. Uh, no, last time I checked my life doesn't revolve around you, BITCH! She can't even keep any friends, boyfriends or anything! Nobody likes her, she's just a bitch! She stays home and studies all the time, and I can clearly see why. Nobody likes her, you CAN'T like her, no matter how hard you tried. She stalks all her boyfriends and is always getting threatened to get her ass kicked-- she's gotten beat up like twice. haha

Stupid Slut! I hate her so much. The first day I was born she slapped me, she actually slapped a newborn baby. That bitch is seriously Psycho.

The End of the Beginning.

There are probably a few thoughts that go through your mind when you first see me. 1. Wow, I wonder ho long it takes her to get ready in the morning. 2. Did I see her in a Goth Porno? 3. She seems like a bitch, I'm fascinated! All responses I have gotten before, actually. I'm a pretty basic person when it comes to it, though.
I'm trying to defy and fight to good war on aging just as many of you out there are. Sure, I'm going to be twenty within the next few months and look close to 16, but it's never too early to start, is it? If you haven't guessed, I'm quite BCZAR! You can say I'm the crazy-leader-type. You can also say I'm a total ditz, but you would not be right. Hold onto your brains, because I'd really be tempted to pick at it from time to time. I'm neurotic, but in the best sense, of course. There isn't one, is there?
I am a bibliophile, a cinephile and a just about anything-phile. I love learning and exploring things, and sometimes I find myself in more trouble than I can handle. Oops. I am incredibly nosy, I often like to refer to myself as the Jewish Grandmother. I love a good gossip just as much as anybody, okay? It doesn't make me a bad person, just a very curious one. Without curiousity we would not have the internet! Or lightbulbs.
I rubbed lemons under my eyes a few hours ago because I heard it reduces dark circles & wrinkles. Have you ever had lemon in your eye (and disliked it?) then, this, my friend, is not for you. Rose Water wasn't working for me, so I thought I'd graduate to something even more dangerous! It tightens the skin real well, and I think I'm beginning to see a real change! I also used the lemon for the rest of my face because the acidic properties help reduce blemishes; oh, lemon and it's many wonders. Not to mention, if you suck on lemon it can help you lose weight, but it also thins out your blood. You can't have your cake and eat it too!
The time for sleep is now. My black neighbors are honking their car horn rather noisily. They're very noisy people; they yell alot, even when they're not angry. I kind of like it, unless it's past midnigh- like it is now! I love the hustle and bustle of things going on, even though I live in the middle of suburbia... a dead end street, not to mention. Well, I think it's time I turn in... or at least try to! I've got a big big big big big big test in the morning... one of which I didn't do much studtying for. I did spend 6 hours taking notes from the book, though. GAH. I haven't even read over my notes, I'm screwed. Pray she lets us use notes! Guten Nacht, mein leiben!